A candid, humorous look at the things people say to kidney transplant recipients and the honest thoughts we keep to ourselves. Equal parts truth, comedy, and lived experience.
Category: Kidney Humor
A space for laughter, parody, and lighthearted takes on the hardworking bean‑shaped heroes inside us.
Laughter is medicine and here, you can get it over the counter.
Sidney’s Yelp Review
A transplanted kidney posts an honest and darkly funny real estate report on its new home, rating everything from the previous tenants to the move‑in chaos, daily amenities, donor heroes, and the ever‑watchful immune system.
Transplanted Organs Attend Their Support Group
A group of transplanted organs meets in a basement for coffee, confession, and the kind of honesty that steadies a life one beat at a time.
Sidney Goes to UNMC
In this imaginative classroom story, Sidney, the transplanted kidney, graduates from the whimsical One Kidney Academy, a place where organs learn resilience, purpose, and the art of supporting a human life.
If My Kidney Could Text
If my kidney could text, it would narrate my entire day with dramatic flair, caffeine-fueled side eye, and the kind of emotional intensity only a fragile but determined organ can deliver.
The TV Show I Never Auditioned For
This post follows my kidney journey through the lens of my favorite TV shows and others. From diagnosis to dialysis to transplant and recovery, it is a story of fear, humor, resilience, and the surprising ways pop culture can help us make sense of the hardest chapters in life.
My Overachieving, Introverted Kidney
This is the story of Sidney, the overachieving and introverted kidney who arrived and changed everything.
New Blog Post Category: Kidney Humor
A space for laughter, parody, and lighthearted blog posts on the hardworking bean‑shaped heroes inside us.
Kidney Job Interview
Sidney the kidney interviews for Life Support Specialist, showcasing resilience, teamwork, and purpose in an organ‑world parody.
Dating Match Profile for Sidney
Sidney the kidney: A+ blood type, transplant‑ready, thriving 24/7, seeking the perfect match to excel at labs, hydration, and second chances.
Kidney Stand‑Up Routine
A kidney takes the mic for a comedy set, riffing on hydration, caffeine, and salt. Turning kidney transplant life into laughter and gratitude.
Kidney Glossary (Real Definitions vs Chad’s)
A crash course in kidney lingo with humor, turning medical jargon into Chad's relatable definitions of kidney dialysis and transplant.
My Kidney Transplant Recovery – A New Medical Show
Kidney transplant recovery turns sitcom with gowns, giraffe walks, mystery meals, beeping machines, and laughs.
Kidney Transplant Superpowers?
I imagined my new kidney would bring comic book powers, but instead, it gave me super gratitude.
Dear Sidney,
Sidney the Kidney settles into a new home as CFO, bringing relief, humor, gratitude, and a better life filled with hope and health.
If My Kidney Could Talk
Meet Sidney, the new sheriff kidney. Certified, organic, and running the show. Filtering snacks, other eating habits, & life choices with sass & style.