
Match profile on: KidneyMatch.com around April of 2025, after I was accepted to UNMC.
Name: Sidney
Age: (TBD)
Status: Screened and available, ready to relocate
Location: Potential donor’s body (waiting for my big move)
Tagline: Just one bean looking for my perfect human match.
Love Language: Quality (water) time
About Me:
Hi, I’m Sidney. I’ve been living comfortably in my donor’s body, but I know I’m meant for so much more with the right person. I’m looking for a potential kidney recipient who needs a dependable working kidney to carry the workload, keep things balanced, and thrive together. I’m busy 24/7, but I promise I’ll always be there for you.
What’s My Sign?: Forget astrology… blood type is the real compatibility test. I’m A+, so, swipe right if you’re compatible.
General Interests:
- Staying hydrated
- Going out… on doctor visits
- Electrolyte cycling
- Quiet evenings just filtering through “Grey’s Anatomy” on Netflix
- Taking legal anti-rejection meds
Perfect First Date:
A smooth kidney transplant surgery followed by a cozy recovery period in a nice hospital suite.
Fun Fact:
I’m transplant‑ready and adaptable. I specialize in doing the work of two kidneys.
What I’m Looking For:
A kidney transplant recipient who’s my perfect match. (1) the right blood type, (2) compatible blood type and antibodies, (3) a commitment to hydration, (4) someone who enjoys the occasional late-night restroom conversation, and (5) into regular lab check‑ups.
Deal Breakers:
Chronic dehydrators, chain salters, toxic chemistry, and blood pressure‑raisers. Also, someone who doesn’t believe in miracles.
Favorite Quotes:
“Life’s too short… to skip your labs.”
“I’m proof that second chances can be life‑changing.”
So clever !!
Beautiful